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26x25 starts the day with two eggs, a round slice of black pudding and a curved rasher of bacon on his plate. It's a hangover from his childhood when his mother was always telling him to stop making faces.
 

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Pete is banned from eating Alphabetti Spaghetti after teaching his niece a series of rude words over tea one day.
 
Speicher knows how to spell Speaker properly but prefers to mis-spell words, because she's a fake ruffian who hangs around with Tony 'Fila Top' Benn, drinking cheap white cider and abusing passers-by.

The both of them were even moved on for hanging around outside Mad Doug's cake shop where they proceeded to go on a right Benn-der. Off they went, thinking, if we drink enough we might even commit another apostrophe.
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
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Craggy Island
Monsieur Remings said:
The both of them were even moved on for hanging around outside Mad Doug's cake shop where they proceeded to go on a right Benn-der. Off they went, thinking, if we drink enough we might even commit another apostrophe.

They DID, and guess who had to clean it all up once they had been arrested?? yes, muggins here!
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
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Craggy Island
Uncle Mort said:
Monsieur Remings a la plume de ma tante.


Uncle Mort was born with 3 legs.
 
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