Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cubist]

Archie Tect knows it was "concussed" amongst others (oh, and "Conductor")

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Cubist was concussed once - from July 1973 to August 2007.

 

[swee'pea99]

TBM used to suffer from memory loss. Or at least, he thinks he did...

 

[Speicher]

Swee'pea suffers from memory loss. He cannot even remember how old his children are.






He has no idea which pond he left them in.

 

[TVC]

Speicher knows exactly how old she is, but always subtracts 5.

 

[Speicher]

TVC is often told to act his age, not his shoe size.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher's alarm clock has just sounded and she had to resurrect this thread.

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo bought a very very small clock, it had a minute second hand.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher hopes one day to fix that dripping tap....last night it dripped 2,786,454 times.

 

[Speicher]

A magician tapped Archie_tect once on the head while he was cycling. He turned into a layby.

 

[Aperitif]

Speicher believes in magic - I wand her why?

 

[Archie_tect]

Aperitif needs to pull a rabbit out of a hat to improve his puns

 

[Kestevan]

Archie found a rabbit in the bedside drawer..... no batteries tho

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Kestevan once licked a rabbit on the head and gave it Mitsamatosis.

In fact it is a little known fact that he is widely regarded by those in the rabbit related scientific community to be entirely responsible for the epidemic amongst rabbits several years ago now.

 

[TVC]

The only things that MDB licks are lamp posts. A quick walk to the shops can take all evening.