Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Accountantpete has been known to blow his own trumpet.

 

[Monsieur Remings]

Speicher can play Mozart's 21st Piano Concerto using just one finger.

 

[TVC]

Remings has been told many times not to do that with his finger.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC's plan to go on Britain's Got Talent, as the World's first cycling Double Bass player, have been put on ice, after several "incidents" with other road users.

 

[swee'pea99]

TB's application to be in the Big Brother house was turned down after he insisted that he would not be prepared to wear clothing even in the interests of artistic integrity

 

[threebikesmcginty]

sw'p99 was on Crackerjack - you should have seen Leslie Crowther's face when he told him where to shove the pencil.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

3BM was banned from watching Crackerjack as a child, as his parents said it would turn him into a perveted rebel. 3BM always tried to watch the programme after that.

 

[accountantpete]

Toshy has been described as a Bright Young Thing, which may be an exaggeration on several grounds.

 

[swee'pea99]

AP when he was young tried raising rabbits as a money making venture but he couldn't get them to breed.

 

[Speicher]

Swee'pea wanted to be a Master Baker when he was young. He was very well bread.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Irrespective of the context Speicher knows all about tarts.

 

[Dayvo]

26x25 unfortunately suffers from alopecia.

He went to the surgery to get some advice from his doctor.

The doctor, being a cockney, told him he needed a syrup, so 26x25 went out and bought a tin of Tate & Lyle Golden syrup and daubed it all over his bonce!

He's actually quite taken with the new bits of fluff folicles!

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo is having a house warming party next week, and has invited everyone he knows.

 

[TVC]

Speicher has not got the song 'Puff the Magic Dragon' going round her head right now.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC's cockney doctor miss-heard his profession and when he asked Dayvo if he really was a merchant banker things rapidly took a turn for the worst.