Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Swee'pea struggled to install his new bathroom recently. It took him six weeks and he drove Mrs Swee'pea round the bend.

 

[philipbh]

SP99 tried to get the Lynx effect - it ended badly, mostly snarling and claw marks

 

[threebikesmcginty]

philipbh likes to 'splash it on all over' - it's not quite the same with mayonnaise though.

 

[swee'pea99]

Uncle Mort is comprehensible - even when he's been at the shandy

 

[philipbh]

SP99 cloned an infinite number of Uncle Morts and provided them with an infinite number of typewriters (actually Amstrad PCW 8512's)

The works of Shakespeare have yet to appear - though the KGB are using the out put as code phrases for their secret agents to recognise each other

 

[swee'pea99]

[Ever heard the Bob Newhart sketch about the guys who have to check to see if the monkeys have come up with anything? ..."I think we might have something here....'To be or not to be....that is the gzarnanplatz'."]

pbh has read the entire works of Charles Dickens, holding the books upside down 'to make the pleasure last longer'

 

[threebikesmcginty]

swee'pea99 has read the entire works of Enid Blyton more than once

 

[ianrauk]

Uncle Mort is really Aunty Mort & works in Fatty Amals Kebab and Off Licence

 

[swee'pea99]

ianrauk doesn't *really* live in Orpington - that's just the local bright lights where they go when they're after 'a really good night out'....

 

[threebikesmcginty]

swee'pea has a larch lap shed called Gerald

 

[philipbh]

TBM was the original Voodoo Ray

 

[Dayvo]

philipbh works at the STD clinic, previously known as the 'Clap Shop'!

He still sits by his old computer screen known as a VDU, which isn't to be confused with NSU. Which is why philipbh went to the 'shop' in the first place!

 

[ianrauk]

Dayvo is dayglo, but heyho.. that's life said Cyril.

 

[Speicher]

Ianrauk still has an STD code.

You never know what you might pick up on his phone.

 

[swee'pea99]

Speicher's middle name is Hermione