Post a lie about the poster above.

[e-rider]

Swee once suffered from pop-eye

 

[Dayvo]

tundragumski is Polish but didn't want people to know about it.

He changed his name by deed pole (no pun intended) but forgot to remove the 'ski' bit

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo is a serial entrant to those "create a new flavour of crisps" competitions - his latest suggestion being Basalt & Vinegar.

 

[e-rider]

apete knows that because after taking advice from Dayvo he broke his teeth on them

 

[Toshiba Boy]

In an effort to stand out from his Pebbledash housed neighbours, Tundra has covered his entire property in used beer bottle tops. The Council have sent a letter....

 

[accountantpete]

Toshy once took the train to the Big City, but was so appalled by the absence of tractors that he has vowed never to return.

 

[TVC]

Pete once went to the country, he didn't like the smell.

 

[TheDoctor]

I once went to visit TVC. I found the smell quite attractive, as it goes.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC went to the country and even the pigs complained about the smell!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Dayvo had to leave the country so many people complained about the smell

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

No country will have 3BM because of the smell.

 

[accountantpete]

26x25's trainers are included in the Geneva Protocol,banning their use in modern warfare.

 

[Vikeonabike]

Accountant Pete chose his user name to appear more interesting than his user name for other forums would suggest!

 

[TVC]

Vikeona bike went on 'Who Do You Think You Are' and found out he wasn't after all.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC thought he is here but he is actually not all there.