Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

philipbh has always admired Dennis Taylor's spectacles.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

philipbh is still doing the John Inman 'walk this way' routine

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

philipbh is still doing the John Inman 'walk this way' routine

3BM is always "free".

 

[philipbh]

26 x 25's ready made suits are 26 inch waist, 25 inch inside leg

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

26 x 25's ready made suits are 26 inch waist, 25 inch inside leg

Yep - that's me shorts and 25" for modesty reasons

phil'bh has an Edwardian style swimming suit. He's that sort of up to date guy

 

[philipbh]

26x25 waxes his "moustache" - hence the need for the long shorts (or are they short longs)

 

[TVC]

Philip gets inflamed at the sight of a well turned ankle.

 

[Fnaar]

The velvet curtain is the love child of Fabio Cappello and Sporty Spice

 

[Cubist]

Fnaar has an uncomfortable feeling that the Hokey Cokey IS what it's all about

 

[TVC]

Cubist put it in, took it out, shook it all about, and was promptly arrested.

 

[Cubist]

The Velvet Curtain put his left leg in, and that's when the trouble started.

 

[Dayvo]

Cubist thought that Captain Birdseye and Father Christmas were one and the same.

He found out, though, when he got a fish finger!

 

[Cubist]

Dayvo has been banned from Sportsdirect.com for "having a bad attitude and actually wanting to use their products for sporting purposes."

 

[TheDoctor]

Cubist has been banned from TongueTwisters.co.uk
He said he was a pheasant plucker and it all went wrong from there...

 

[swee'pea99]

TheDoc has been banned from Mothercare following numerous attempts to 'care' for mothers