Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Swee'pea is banned from his local nursery. This is as a result of the incident with the Nastersiums.

 

[TVC]

Speicher is banned from M&S for taking clothes into the fitting room, spending ages in there before coming out claimimg to have had magical adventures. She then puts the clothes back on the rack and scarpers without actually buying anything.

 

[TheDoctor]

TVC is banned from S&M, but the less said the better...

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TheDoctor is, in certain circles, known as the Frank Bough of Hertforshire. The filthy beast.

 

[accountantpete]

Frank once threw a jumper to his adoring fans, which 3BM caught.

When feeling blue 3BM sniffs the jumper and somehow it makes him feel a whole lot better.

 

[philipbh]

AP buys his socks from Selina Scott

(http://www.selinascott.com/)

 

[threebikesmcginty]

philipbh buys all his veg from Esther Ranzen

 

[philipbh]

TBM dreams of being stuck in a Lift with Sue Lawley

 

[accountantpete]

Philipbh knocked around with Sue Lawley at school - together they were known as Creep And Crawley.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

philipbh has a fantasy which includes a double date with him and Vera Mckechnie together with Brian Cant and Jemima the rag doll.

 

[swee'pea99]

tbm applied to go on Britain's got Talent with his spoons, but they said he would frighten the dogs

 

[threebikesmcginty]

swee'pea99 was on New Faces with an unusual act, he had only got as far as the trouser pockets as elephants ears when Mickie Most put a stop to the whole sorry episode.

 

[accountantpete]

The "Play A Round With McGinty" charity golf day turned sour when it transpired that it should have read "Buy A Round For McGinty".

 

[Fnaar]

accountantpete has y-fronts with "girl bait" printed on them (copyright the Young Ones, many years ago )

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Fnaar's painted his car to look like the one from Starsky and Hutch only it's not quite the same look on a Morris Minor Traveller.