Post a lie about the poster above.

[philipbh]

TBM's description is misleading- at 4'1" - he is, in fact a Short Bread Tsar (having recently taken a Bread Testing Course at Night School)

 

[swee'pea99]

pbh actually lost his nose in a bizarre fishing accident - that impressive konk attaches by velcro and has to be dry-cleaned monthly (or more often when he has a cold)

 

[philipbh]

SP99 irons his socks

 

[threebikesmcginty]

philipbh crochets his own socks

 

[philipbh]

TBM puts Quavers in his shoes instead of odour eaters

 

[swee'pea99]

pbh used to be our man in Havana. 'Us' bring Branston, makers of the world-famous pickle, which sadly the Cubans never took to, leading to pbh's redundancy

 

[philipbh]

SP99's vacuum cleaner business is just a front for his undercover work

 

[swee'pea99]

Uncle Mort is in truth rather less svelte and well-groomed than his avatar would have you believe

 

[TVC]

Sweepea has disproportionately large hands.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC's in-growing nasal hair tickles his brain causing him to burst out laughing at the most unfortunate moments.

 

[e-rider]

Mort only posts on CC because he is serving a 5 year ban from the BBC site

 

[Dayvo]

What started as a schoolboy joke has unfortunately continued to the present day (34 years since leaving school) and tundragumski has to shave the palms of his hands twice a day!

 

[TVC]

So widely known was Dayvo's schoolboy habit that he had to leave the country.

 

[Speicher]

TVC is mistaken, Dayvo has had to leave many countries.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC went to school twice: expelled on day one and back with a petrol bomb on day two.