Post a lie about the poster above.

[philipbh]

TBM Toni Arthur

 

[swee'pea99]

pbh cycles backwards on the first Thursday of every month, following the example set by his gran (who some say was a bit strange)

 

[Dayvo]

SP used to love watching the Rolf Harris show years ago, especially the bit when Rolf said 'Do ya KNOW what IT is YET?'

SP always tried to ring the BBC to say 'I know I know I KNOW!' but he never got through as his mum was too embarrassed and took out the telephone line from the socket.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Dayvo also knew but his family was so poor they didn't have a phone. He had to watch Rolf at a neigbour's.

 

[TVC]

26x25s parent by contrast were very rich, but misguided, which is why they commissioned Rolf Harris to produce a family portrait. 26x25 appeared as a 26x25-a-roo.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC hasn't got two pennies to rub together, so he uses something else!

 

[TVC]

Dayvo can lick his own nipples.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC hasn't got any nipples, so he likes to lick Nippons instead!

 

[TVC]

Dayvo travels over the border to lick Swedes, if he can't find a swede a turnip will do.

 

[Speicher]

TVC went to Iceland for some ice cream, but it was confiscated at the airport.

 

[TVC]

Speicher went to Iceland to see the erupting volcano but just ended up hanging around the chips.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

The chips Speicher hung around were the ones TVC hadn't eaten. Such chips are rarely found on this planet.

 

[philipbh]

26x25 knows the true identity of Google's "Horse Boy"

 

[Aint Skeered]

philipbh Chopped down the Tree of Temptation

 

[threebikesmcginty]

the bh in philipbh stands for Boss Hogg - spookily enough the resemblance is uncanny.