Post a lie about the poster above.

[swee'pea99]

Speicher has never bought pheasant, grouse or indeed game of any description, but every butcher within a ten mile radius warns new employees about her inevitable visits enquiring 'is it well hung?'

 

[TVC]

You can tell Sweepea likes wild meats by the gamey smell that follows him round.

 

[Speicher]

TVC has just eaten chips. I can smell the garlic mayo from here!

 

[TVC]

Clearly it was sprouts for Speicher.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC is a moron

Oh no, hang on it's lies isn't it - everyone's a moron!!!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

3BM hasn't missed my sparkling wit whilst I've been away.

 

[Archie_tect]

26x25 has been detained at her Majesty's Pleasure... and now fully understands that grooming the corgies is a euphemism never uttered outside the Royal Court.

 

[TheDoctor]

'Archie-tect' is an incredibly rude expression in Romanian.
And an incredibly strong drink in Welsh.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The Doctor is preparing to release his Auto Biography next month at press events around the country.

It's called

Sex, drugs and Mefix tape.

 

[swee'pea99]

MDB has been trying to straighten bananas since he was a kid - every time they break, and every time his heart dies a little

 

[TVC]

Sweepea once had a job putting the belly buttons in Jelly Babies, he needed a coctail stick and a keen eye but was sacked for leaving so many deformed.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC earns a good living from selling un-perforated jelly Babies on ebay.

 

[Speicher]

Archie-tect was once the manager at a Bakery making, amongst other cakey and edible goodies, Gingerbread men. One day Archie lost his patience with one of the staff, and bit his head off.

 

[swee'pea99]

Speicher once took a job as a zip tester - zip up, unzip...zip-up, unzip...zip-up, unzip - but she only lasted till morning tea break, refusing to return to work on the grounds that it was 'a bit boring'

 

[Speicher]

There are no flies on swee'pea.



















All his trousers have elasticated waistbands.