Post a lie about the poster above.

[Monsieur Remings]

Archietect has absolutely no idea concerning the vast expanse that is the universe, so when he was commissioned recently by the Wiggle-wiggle Cha-Cha from the Planet Xpense, he agreed to design them a new Tesco's...

once he realised that it was 57 million light years away however, he had to decline and the Cha-Cha have now taken him off their mailing list.

 

[KEEF]

Monsier Remmings was once apprehended in Tesco, at great expense he kept the incident out of the local paper.

 

[gb155]

KEEF is a RLJ'er

 

[swee'pea99]

gb155 can speak eleven languages. Sadly, he made them all up, so no one else can speak any of them.

 

[TheDoctor]

SP99 understands over a dozen languages.
Fortran, Cobol, Forth, Lisp, APL, C++, Prolog, Pascal, Algol68...

 

[Archie_tect]

The Doctor ate 256 strawberry tarts at the Upper Wharfedale Ladies Jam Society Gala and now feel s slightly ill....

 

[Speicher]

Archie tect likes to put ice cream on his tarts.

 

[swee'pea99]

Speicher has baffled chip shop workers throughout the land asking for the Marmite.

 

[gb155]

[quote name='swee'pea99']gb155 can speak eleven languages. Sadly, he made them all up, so no one else can speak any of them.[/QUOTE]

aint that the truth tho

 

[Speicher]

gb155 was asked by his French teacher to conjugate, but he declined.

 

[Monsieur Remings]

Speicher's Dutch language teacher, Ruud, was having a smoke round at Mr. Benn's one evening watching Cheech and Chong and after placing a large amount of purple haze into Tony's pipe he turned to Speicher, round there for some kicks, and smiled at her with two bloodshot eyes:

'Ca va?'
'Oui, ca va,' she replied.
'Assieds toi, pour une fume'.'
'Non.'
'Non? Pour quoi?'
'Pasque tu es un prick. Au revoir.'
'Au revoir.'
'Au revoir.'

And from that day on Speicher left Amsterdam to Van Gogh and overaged stoners and swore to the ensemble that Holland would never win another world cup in 2010 and, least of all, when they speak French when it takes their fondant fancy.

 

[Archie_tect]

Monsieur Remings is a knight of the Round Order.

 

[KEEF]

Archie tect has the largest Twiglet collection in the North East........................... but no one is interested

 

[accountantpete]

KEEF once won £50 at the local Fayre by predicting the exact spot that Daisy The Cow would drop her load. He also got a pat on the back from his mates.

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete will never again tell an assistant in a DIY store that he would like decking. The bruises have only just faded.