Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Sp99 after a long session is often asked to play the old Scottish lullaby, "Oh,so low and far away"

 

[TVC]

Archie is still trying to teach his pet Octopus to skateboard. He keeps at it despite his previous failures with a cuttlefish and a BMX.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC bought an unwell marine Cephalopoda for just over a fiver, sick squid in fact.
















sorry....

 

[Aperitif]

3BM has just made another groan up comment.

 

[Speicher]

Last weekend TBM and Aperitif drank copious quantities of non-alcoholic ginger beer at the seaside.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher was also at the seaside - catching crabs.

 

[Speicher]

ACP is never successful when he goes fishing for compliments.

 

[swee'pea99]

Speicher's quite partial to the occasional complimentary nut. In fact, if they'll tell her she's a bit of a looker she doesn't care if they're mad as a bucketful of frogs.

 

[Speicher]

Swee'pea is not a complete idiot. Some parts of him are missing.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher is the only person known to medical science, who can sneeze while keeping her eyes open.........the re-action of people is quite amazing, especially when she has to coil the eyeballs back in!

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba boy does not wait for the sun to be over the yardarm before he has a drink.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher salutes everytime a flag is run up the flagpole, whilst thinking outside the envelope, and conducting a mind shower.

 

[Archie_tect]

It wasn't until Speicher hit the floor that she reaiised her legs were upside down.

 

[Speicher]

I do not post on here very often so ACP and Tosh are in a rush to respond.

 

[BlueDog]

Speicher was caught conning people into buying baby armadillos, which were really woodlice taken from the local playing fields.