Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

BlueDog won't volunteer to help dip the sheep ever again...

 

[TVC]

Archie had a go at Pigeon Racing. He lost.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC was a Pigeon Fancier until he went too far and is now included on the Sex Offenders Register

 

[Speicher]

twentysix by twentyfive recently went to the Sheep dog trials. The sheep dog was found not guilty.

 

[swee'pea99]

Speicher took a portrait of herself to the picture shop. She was framed.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

SP 99 is so named because of the flake stuck up his flower

 

[Speicher]

Swee'pea went to his local bike shop to get correctly measured for his new bike. He was fitted up.

 

[TVC]

Speicher went to the hospital with a broken arm, when she got back she was completely plastered.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC went to the tool store and came back completely hammered

 

[Speicher]

26 by 25 could not decide whether to use a Philips or a Posidrive to take the radio apart. He was completely scr.......

 

[TheDoctor]

Speicher recently fell in a vat of yoghurt.
She was completely Mullered.

 

[Speicher]

TheDoctor's bedside manner is abysmal. He has run out of patience.

 

[TVC]

Speicher refuses to step on the cracks in the pavement. A few years ago whilst in Dublin she crossed a patch of crazy paving, by coincidence Michael Flatley was watching and it gave him an idea. Speicher never got any credit for it.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC creates cracks in the pavement when being moved. His doctor has tried to get him on a diet for years. TVC says he is on a diet - of pies , chips and beer.

 

[swee'pea99]

26 x 26 is moved whenever he sees his doctor. He's moved over there behind the screen so she doesn't have to look at his grotesque bloated physique.