Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Speicher has the scrolls, so won't be riding her bike for a while....
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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swee'pea99
Squire
Archie-tect has scruples...but his GP's given him a prescription
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Swee'pea recently called out the RAC when his car started making a funny noise. The repair man asked him what gear he was in when the noise started.
"Pink jumpsuit, green socks, and a yellow sunhat", replied Swee'pea.
"Pink jumpsuit, green socks, and a yellow sunhat", replied Swee'pea.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Speicher still can't work out why she keeps hearing a drum roll and the crash of cymbals.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
AT used to work in a watch factory until it was wound up.
...Yeah Speicher, I can hear it as well!
...Yeah Speicher, I can hear it as well!
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Colly once read that the best way to someone's heart is through their stomach... He wasn't employed by Leeds' Victoria Infirmary Cardiac Centre for long.
accountantpete
OAP
Once, after a diet of tomatoes,turnip, spinach,tangerines,blueberry pie and cream TVC passed a stool exactly like a Rubik's cube with each side the same colour.
Medical experts pronounced it a complete puzzle.
Medical experts pronounced it a complete puzzle.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
ACP spends ages contemplating the passage of time... he often wonders how he fits work into such a busy schedule.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
AT just likes to watch a clock and marvel at how he can see the hands moving.
It wouldn't be so bad, but he has to do this for at least 2 days solid just in case he missed a bit the first time round.
It all goes back to his days at the Watch factory where he was head tea boy.
It wouldn't be so bad, but he has to do this for at least 2 days solid just in case he missed a bit the first time round.
It all goes back to his days at the Watch factory where he was head tea boy.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
TVC tried to put a stitch in Time, but being the foreign exchange student, Time wasn't terribly amused by this.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
MDB hates being late or early but it's infinitely easier to explain away than the alternative.... it's embarrassing being seen in time.
accountantpete
OAP
Archie runs an S & M telephone clock service - "at the third stroke it will be 9.00 precisely"
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