Post a lie about the poster above.

[swee'pea99]

TBM sent back his happy meal at McDonalds, because he said it looked miserable

 

[threebikesmcginty]

swee'pea99 was disappointed to find out that Dolly Mixtures weren't lamb flavoured sweets.

 

[TVC]

3BMcG is banned from Burger King after he went into his local branch, flopped his manhood on the counter and proudly announced "That's what you call a whopper!"

 

[Archie_tect]

Readers may not appreciate that TVC wrote and performed in the very last Carry On film -Carry On Regardless- starring Sid James as the lead singer of Beautiful South and Molly Sugden as the dancer behind the drummer. Hattie Jacques commented that TVC's closing sweep was the best she'd ever seen.

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View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKYFNkHgBKU&NR=1
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[swee'pea99]

Archie_tect once got to the last two in auditions for the milky bar kid - losing out was the worst thing that has ever happened to him and he's never really got over it.

 

[TVC]

You know that song in the Shake 'n' Vac advert - that's one of Sweepeas.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC's voice was the inspiration for the robots in the Smash adverts. Never got any royalties though.

 

[accountantpete]

Apparently the writers of On The Buses got the catchphrase "I hate you Butler" from the way Toshiba Boy shouted at his manservant.

 

[Speicher]

ACP is so rich, he was able to give his Valet a car.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher is so rich, she has a manservant just to squeeze the toothpaste out onto her toothbrush..."because Prince Charles has one, don't you know".

 

[accountantpete]

Toshiba boy fronted a boy band called The Spice Boys - he was Tosh Spice

 

[Archie_tect]

I was going to mention that ACP used to be Cap'n Pugwash.... but, knowing where this thread would lead, I won't...

 

[Toshiba Boy]

accountantpete is actually a porn star called Xavier, but didn't feel that was cool enough name for this site. However, he had always been turned on by double entry.....book-keeping and as Pete Waterman was his 1st boyhood crush, accountantpete it is.

 

[TVC]

Tosh is Somerset's leading male stripper. Anaglypta, flock or plain wallpaper he'll get rid of the lot.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC's actual job involves climbing into the back of a supermarket self-service checkout and then telling the customer what to do.

So the next time it tells you to "please replace the last item" - have a bit of patience as it could be TVC in there.