Post a lie about the poster above.

[swee'pea99]

Kestevan had a coat once, but he traded it for a late model Maserati. It was one helluva coat.

 

[Kestevan]

Swee'pea once lent a donkey jacket to Michael Foot, and was therefore single handedly responsible for labour losing the 83 election.

 

[Dayvo]

Kestevan hasn't had an election since he doesn't know when!

He does enjoy flied lice, though!

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo doesn't understand why he often gets kicked a lot when he shouts, "Ar, so!" to English speaking people in China.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo usually soils his ballot paper - and no, I didn't miss a p out!

 

[Archie_tect]

Ap often soils his armour.

 

[swee'pea99]

Arcie_tect loves baked beans but it takes him an age to eat them because he insists on naming each one as he devours them.

 

[Archie_tect]

SP wishes he had a tin opener.

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect can opener tin of beans.

 

[Renard]

Speicher actually lives at No 58

 

[Archie_tect]

Togley's dad was a prize-winning Italian ice cream maker, Toglinelli's di Napoli. but things went sour when the milk curdled one hot afternoon in July 1958.

 

[Speicher]

Archie-tect decided not to take over Mr di Napoli's ice cream business. He did not think it was worth the whisk.

 

[TheDoctor]

Speichers' puns can't be beaten.
She's a glutton for punnagement.

 

[Speicher]

It is quite remarkable that TheDoctor once won a post trophy. How did he get it right in the first place?

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher can (and regularly does) look through a keyhole with both eyes at once.