Post a lie about the poster above.

[swee'pea99]

Kestevan doesn't understand his own sig line.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Uncle Mort doesn't understand Quantum Jump

Taumata-whaka-tangi-hanga-kuayuwo
tamate-aturi-pukaku-piki-maunga
horonuku-pokaiawhen-uaka-tana-tahu
mataku-atanganu-akawa-miki-tora

 

[Speicher]

The structural integrity of ThreebikesMcginty has been compromised.

 

[accountantpete]

In the winter 3BM rides around in a pair of Mary Quant hot pants.

 

[Dayvo]

AP misunderstood the meaning of going commando, and went out for a ride wearing nothing but a green beret on his head!

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo cycles everywhere with a smile on his face... but his mother always said it was because he suffered terribly with trapped wind.

 

[swee'pea99]

Archie_tect has an enigmatic smile. He keeps it in a little reinforced case with a hinged lid, and brings it out on special occasions.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

SP99 puts on his face that he keeps in a jar by the door. Call me Eleanor he tells bemused neighbours.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Uncle Mort is really Uncle Ernie. Don't tell the Pinball Wizzard.

 

[Speicher]

26by25, by coincidence, has the nickname Ernie - why? for driving the fastest milkfloat in the north.

 

[TheDoctor]

Speicher invented deep-fried Mars bars.

 

[swee'pea99]

TheDoctor collects fridge-freezers. He used to collect white goods generally, but his wife put her foot down and said they had to go. After a long and emotional discussion, she relented to the point where she said he could collect one, but only one, type. He chose fridge-freezers, and now that he has 27, another showdown is surely looming...

 

[Archie_tect]

Every Friday SP has to guess which freezer Mrs Doctor is in.

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect went to a conference for fridge-freezer salesman. He was disappointed with the frosty reception.

 

[Kestevan]

Speichers coat has already walked out in shame