Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Accountantpete had a stall at a summer fete selling grass and weeds. The organisers thought it was odd, and turfed him off.

 

[accountantpete]

The organisers also objected to Speicher's curt manner behind her wetland grass stall and told her to sod off.

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete set up a shop selling a very wide variety of food for wild birds, but it did not succeed.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Due to lack of sales speicher's Brompton franchise folded

 

[Speicher]

ThreebikesMcginty set up a Mobile Printing and Duplicating Service using a large white van.

Unfortunately this innovative idea was soon copied.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher's photo booth business located in public toilets turned out to be a flash in the pan.

 

[swee'pea99]

ap's glamour modelling agency went tits up

 

[Toshiba Boy]

SP99's business plan for an "all you can eat" Foie Gras restaurant was too rich for his Bank to swallow.

 

[Dayvo]

TB had a plan to be a glazier, but considered it too much of a pain to see through.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo fell in love with a glazier - he was putty in her hands.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

accountantpete fell for a shy cistern sales girl, she flushed everytime he went near her.

 

[Speicher]

TBM was very attracted to the waitress in the cafe. She was very friendly and asking her out was a piece of cake.

 

[Dayvo]

Some teenager asked Speicher out cos he thought it'd be a bit of a hoot.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Dayvo asked a girl out who made christmas decorations, he liked her, but his friends thought she was crackers

 

[Archie_tect]

Comedy pilot dreams of taking a girl to the pictures, but sadly the art gallery always closes early on Saturdays.