Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

AT loves going to the theatre and always tries to get the best seat at the front.

Unfortunately for him, the surgeons always throw him out.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Dayvo used to be a bouncer at a really awful club, he was employed there to throw people in.

 

[accountantpete]

3BM's dream house is the jackpot game at the local Mecca Bingo.

 

[TheDoctor]

APs dream House was 'Jack your Body' by Steve 'Silk' Hurley.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

The Doc thought Steve 'silk' Hurley used to be the singer with Cockney Rebel.

 

[TheDoctor]

3BMcG used to be a Cockney Rebel, from head to toe.
I gotta keep a-rockin' everywhere I goEverybody join us, we're good companyBe a real cool cat, be a rockabilly rebel like me.

 

[swee'pea99]

TheDoctor would love to be a rockabilly rebel, really he would, but it's orfly tricky when one has spent one's entire life in Cheltenham.

 

[TVC]

There's a guy works down the chipshop swears he's Sweepea, but he's a liar, and I'm not sure about you.

 

[ComedyPilot]

TVC's been going out with a girl, her name was Julie, But last night she said to TVC, when they were watching telly (This is what she said) She said listen TVC, I love you, but there's this bloke, I fancy, I don't want to two time you, so it's the end for you and me.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

ComedyPilot's caught in a trap, he can't walk out, because he loves TVC too much, maybe.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

3BM calls everybody he meets for the first time, "Scaramouch, Scaramouch", and asks them whether they'd like to do the "Fandango".

This can be very, very frightening for them, especially as he them normally cycles off shouting something about "Galileo, Figaro....Magnifico-o-o-o-o!"

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Tosh Boy is a procrastinator - Of all the things he would have done but clouds got in his way is his usual excuse.

 

[swee'pea99]

26 x 25 has always wanted to be indecisive. But then again...

 

[accountantpete]

Swee'pea wears a blindfold when picking a Quality Street offering - he likes to live dangerously.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

When the boys at school found out about AP's peanut allergy, they used to shove him up against a wall and make him play Russian Roulette with a bag of Revels.