Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

Krypton still loves to sit in the child seat in the supermarket trolley, but nowadays has one hell of a job getting in and out again.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy tried that once and got stuck for a while. He finally freed himself and went completely off his trolley.

 

[TVC]

Speicher likes to sit down at the self service checkouts "Unexpected item in packing area - my arse!" she is often heard to exclaim.

 

[swee'pea99]

TVC wouldn't be sen dead inhis local supermarket. He would, however, be seen extremely ill in it. Last time he went in for a pint of milk he had bubonic plague, and in the ensuing panic two old ladies were crushed, and the entire store had to be closed for 24 hours while H&S people moved in to make it safe.

 

[TVC]

Sweepea finds Lidl a little upmarket for his tastes.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC refuses to go into the large Supermarkets nowadays, ever since the episode where he got completely lost between Ailses 14 and 21, and had to call the Police to come and resuce him. He had to survive on uncooked rice, supermarket brand whisky and cold baked beans while he waited.

 

[Archie_tect]

TB can't see the point of supermarket shopping.... he only needs a daily steak and kidney pie and glass of guinness from his local, 'The Pie and Ferrule' where he can sit and align his sextant on the moon and Mrs Bradshaw's flagpole at No.34.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

archie_tect loves supermarket shopping. He gets very excited over this week's lost leaders and just loves those own brand items.

 

[Archie_tect]

I love the idea of 25x26's lost leaders... could suggest a few!

 

[TheDoctor]

Archi_tect is very fond of bandana splits.

 

[Archie_tect]

The Doc was founder member of Bandana Splits, which he left in 1984 after the group's psyche imploded on stage at Glastonbury... everyone remembers when the Splits split.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie was in the same band and left to start a professional football career in Croatia - he split Splits to join Split.

 

[TVC]

Pete likes to do the splits naked and blindfolded in the woods. No punchline, he just does.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC creates terrible imaginative images.... aiee, my eyes!

 

[accountantpete]

Archie should have gone to Specsavers