swee'pea99
Squire
ap did go to specsavers. Or at least, he thought he had. The people in the sweet shop were baffled when he said he was thinking about bifocals.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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accountantpete
OAP
These days Swee'pea needs a modern adaptation of a medieval hoist to get him on his bike and he actually jousts with other cyclists using an old bluemels pump.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
acc-pete is outraged that a Bluemels pump should be used in cycle jousting. He wants that item for his pump collection.
swee'pea99
Squire
TVC's favours are available only to fully-fledged members of the landed gentry.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
SP99 can often be seen sidling up to his Lord of the Manor, Tarquin St John Barrington- Smythe, 2nd Earl of Rochester and grandson of the Duchess of Glanton, [that's the Taunton Barrington-Smythes of course, not the Woodcock line- so let down by Rupert].... I digress.... from whom he asks if it would be alright to fire off a few blanks at passing pheasants to impress the ladies.
swee'pea99
Squire
Archie dun a conservatory for 'is Lordship and it lasted more than two years before it fell down. More than two years! That's quality.
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
TVC finds chauffeurs frustrating, they drive him round the bend.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Last time he changed his car, 3BM bought a pink stretch limo (c1988) to impress the ladies. It hasn't worked.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Toshiba Boy has an unmentionnable fondness for Lady Penelope's pink cadillac.
accountantpete
OAP
Speicher has heard that you can hire Lady Penelope and Parker fancy dresses and is on the look-out for a suitable other half - trouble is no one wants to go as Lady Penelope.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Look, ACP what I said was that I "like men in uniform", do you think I said "me in uniform"?
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Look, ACP what I said was that I "like men in uniform", do you think I said "me in uniform"?
The local traffic wardens now go everywhere in 3's, such is there fear of "bumping into" Speicher
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