Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Toshiba boy knows that it is why Airline Pilots always walk through Airports accompanied by their Co-Pilot and Navigator. and why Ship Captains are careful to remain with their First Mate and Chief Petty Officer.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher once worked as a Bosun's Mate, but they had a falling out. Although it was somewhat "Petty", she was all at sea for quite a while.

 

[swee'pea99]

TB was a first mate in the sea scouts - an excellent preparation for his career in the movies as a key grip.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

No one can remember the last time Swee P had a grip.

 

[TheDoctor]

26x25 will be starring in Top Gear as Lycra Stig.

 

[Speicher]

TheDoctor had a starring role in "Stig of the Dump".

 

[TheDoctor]

Speicher set the fastest lap time in a supercharged V6 wheelybin.

 

[Archie_tect]

The Doctor set the slowest speed since he got into the recycling wheelybin last Tuesday by mistake.... someone really should tell him.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie visits his local tip every Saturday morning, as he loves to track the % recycled that they show on a board at the entrance. He has created a spreadsheet, tracking this date over the past 5 years, and can talk for hours about trends, averages............ Nobody comes round for his Saturday "drinks and data" evenings anymore.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TP went to his local tip last week, he'd fallen asleep in a skip again.

 

[swee'pea99]

tbm fell asleep on the circle line once. By pure chance, when he woke up after two complete circuits of London, it was just before his stop. He was very baffled to emerge from the station to find it dark outside.

 

[Speicher]

Uncle Mort went to visit his relatives in Cambridgeshire in August. He was very surprised to arrive in March.

 

[accountantpete]

The trees in Speicher's garden are wonderful at this time of the year - upper branches festooned in gold, red, yellow and brown.

She is going to get plain white trainers next year to blend in with Chriistmas.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

acc_pete just loves his wellies. He has white ones and pink ones and takes an absolute age decicing which pair he should wear for the day.

 

[swee'pea99]

 26 x 25 has the world's longest pair of Doctor Martins. 84-holers, they go well past his knees. Unfortunately he is consequently unable to bend his legs, so ends up walking like one of the Dr Who cybermen, and tho' he looks well 'ard, all it takes is a gentle nudge and he goes down like a felled tree.