Post a lie about the poster above.

[juanpelota]

Toshiba has never seen a Bantam's cock, but he's smelt Moth balls.

(Dunno how he got his nose there)

 

[Speicher]

Juanpelota has seen a horse fly.

 

[TheDoctor]

Speicher has seen a dragon fly

 

[Speicher]

TheDoctor once saw a telephone box.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher wouldn't sniff at a cricket box

 

[TVC]

Speicher has seen Nelson's Column.

Nelson runs her local greengrocers.


26x25 has had his bails removed.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC is actually a Chinese national called wan hung lo.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Accountantpete was a script writer for The Benny Hill Show - fortunately, for the general public, this is the only place his 'work' is published now.

 

[Dayvo]

Unbeknown to the whole world, 3BM was the original inspiration for Gerry Anderson's puppets!

Having seen 3BM walk, it gave him the idea for those stupid, jerky movements his puppets had.

Phones, in Stingray, is Gerry Anderson's personal tribute to 3BM and resembles him to a tee!

 

[iAmiAdam]

Dayvo misses me when I don't post in here for a week or two.

 

[Speicher]

iAmiAdam returned to this thread cos he missed my jokes so much.

 

[iAmiAdam]

Speicher can't tell a joke without blinking four times quickly beforehand.

 

[Archie_tect]

iAmiAdam has the strangest effect on womenkind.... but due to his winsome youthfullness he has no knowledge of it.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie doesn't speak when out in public, due to the terrible clicking sound his full set of dentures makes when talking. He has become very adept at mime and is seriously considering taking this up as a new career.

 

[Archie_tect]

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