Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

Absolutely. As you can see, don't rile "Clickety" Archie, he can swear for England through the medium of mime.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy thought he could play for England. Unfortunately there are no International Pooh Sticks competitions.






btw that is "Pooh Sticks" as in watching small twigs going under the bridge, I have no idea what else you might be thinking of.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher got right confused with chop sticks and Pooh sticks, and made a right meal of her bottom when she went to visit the toilet at the local Chines restaurant!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Unfortunately there are no International Pooh Sticks competitions.

http://www.independe...ks-1656637.html

 

[Toshiba Boy]

3BM is, to date, the only contestant in International Pooh Sticks competition, to be banned for "nobbling a fellow competitor's stick". He stresses he didn't smear anything on his opponent's stick to make it slower in the water, the judges disagreed.

 

[Archie_tect]

TB was somewhat confused because he'd taken it as a given that pooh sticks, but promises to read more carefully.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie has written a series of kids books aimed at the Indian market - maintaining that there no plagiarism whatsoever he hopes that his Hari Potta series of books will sell well.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP's merchandise spin-off, "Harry Ramsden and Saga of the Pensioner's Mushy Peas" went down a storm in Batley.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie has never fathomed why his initial suggestion to the ladies, to introduce food into their "activities" is normally met in a positive manner, which always turns extremely negative when he struggles back with his wholesaler's tin of mushy peas.

 

[Archie_tect]

TB now understands the subtlety of the Mushy Pea Bomb, beloved of The 2nd Battalion of the Yorkshire Ghurka Catering Corps which laid waste to the Kaiser's Crack Artillery Regiment defending Konigswolfstadt in the Winter of 1878.... brings a tear to the eye, and a lump to the throat.

 

[TVC]

Archie is banned from eating mushy peas, as his resulting bottom gas is outlawed under several arms control treaties, not to mention the Human Rights Act.

 

[swee'pea99]

TVC was a leading light in the Grimsby & Hull Ballroom Dancing Society, until the unfortunate incident with the parrot. 

 

[accountantpete]

Swee'pea's parrot has taught him to say "who's a naughty boy then!"

 

[Archie_tect]

Ah but AP had more than a passing interest in the parrot's vocabulary given that he had been trying to to propose to Lady Emelia Farnworth-Pigg for the previous 2 Saturday Tea Dances via the medium of dance with close harmony support from said parrot.

{Edit: spelling... tut!]

 

[swee'pea99]

Archie tect had a talking dog once. It could say 'woof'.