Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Uncle Mort was Ena Sharples' "other" man, Ali never did find out.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
Toshiba boy discovered the laminating process used in the fabrication of kitchen worktops
Bird Brain
New Member
threebikesmcginty makes his own banknotes.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
**Hang on a cotton-pickin' minute there boy.... this means Uncle Mort's TB's Dad???? WOW!!!!
Bird Brain has often entered beauty competitions but that pesky collared dove from No.26 wins every time.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Archie is very slow on the uptake 
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Archie is very slow on the uptake
*But! ...so is it true or is it a lie or .....I need a lie down....nurse!*
TB is inscrutable... that's what it says on the label. Oh, no sorry.... do not use bleach.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Archie still loves to eat Smash with Fray Bentos pies, followed by Angel Delight. He even wears one of his old tank tops when eating this 1970's cornucopia. Only a tank top mind you. He doesn't tend to have many people round for dinner anymore.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Uncle Mort had 12 people round for dinner last night.
He went to the pictures.
He went to the pictures.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Archie went to the cinema last week, the first time for many years. He eventaully got thrown out for continually asking in a loud voice, throughout the film, "Where is the organist?"
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
TB is my son.... ungrateful toe rag- after all the money I've given him- still sending threatening ransom demands.
accountantpete
OAP
Archie is a part time lawyer who designs marriage contracts that have hidden and unpleasant consequences.
He trades under the name Salted Prenups.
He trades under the name Salted Prenups.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
AP swears that in a former life he was Florence Nightingale.
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
Toshiba boy thought that Fleetwood Mac was a burger bar in Lancashire
accountantpete
OAP
3BM is always spreading rumours.
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
Uncle Mort has always regretted not buying a Ronco record vacuum. As seen on TV.
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