Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

3BM once had Fanny and Johnny round for tea.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP likes a hard fought game of Scrabble but it's just not the same since he lost the 'q' ....never again will he get squeezed.

 

[TVC]

Archie fancies getting into bondage. He wants a woman to teach him how to go about it, nothing to heavy, he just want's someone to show him the ropes.

 

[Speicher]

The Velvet Curtain recently went on a diving holiday. However, he did not like the area chosen by the leader for the diving expedition.

The other holiday makers agreed with TVC, they were all in the same boat.

 

[TVC]

Speicher used up all the soap when she had a long soak in the bath. That'll land her in hot water.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher once hired a lovely boat on holiday: wooden mast, wooden hull, wooden engine.... wooden go.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Archie just loves boats - shame about the boat race

 

[Archie_tect]

26x25 likes pork pies.

 

[Dayvo]

AT can't sleep at night due to all the tossing and turning!

Actually, it's got nothing to do with the turning!

 

[Browser]

Dayvo's so busy turning he never gets any time for.............

 

[TVC]

Browsers right arm carries a lot more muscle than his left arm. We all know how that happened.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC doesn;t like seafood.

 

[accountantpete]

When Archie follows the trawler it's because he thinks sardines will be thrown into the sea.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

accountantpete tells everyone he studied philosophy with Jaques Derrida at the École des Hautes Études en Sciences Sociales but in reality it was by watching Match of the Day.

 

[Renard]

Uncle Mort has a neice called Morticia and a nephew who is a mortician.