Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

26x25 was one of the 3 Apollo 11 astronauts who orbited the moon... when asked did the earth look round- he said he yes, but he didn't think it saw him..

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect always looks round when riding his bicycle.

 

[TVC]

Speicher takes roundabouts the wrong way just for kicks.

 

[Archie_tect]

Had TVC seen the policeman he would never have hit the traffic warden in the first place.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie gets his kicks from going into trendy wine bars and asking for a "pint of mild luv"

 

[TVC]

Tosh insists that Cider is the work of the Devil. It is affecting his social life.

 

[Speicher]

TheVelvetCurtain got drunk on Cider with Rosie.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher remained as jodphur as a sludge yesterday! ...

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect has just tried to drink some coffee, but he described it as sludge. Well it was fresh ground this morning.

 

[swee'pea99]

Speicher also considers cider the work of the devil, along with tea, coffee and water. Speicher insists that the only liquid 'as the good lord intended' is gin, which she consumes by the bucket-load.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

SP99 wanted to to be a dentist, but once the studying started, he found that he had bitten off more than he could chew.

 

[accountantpete]

Toshiba Boy tried journalism as a career but it got in the way of his drinking.

 

[swee'pea99]

ap tried drinking as a career and it worked a treat. His clients, bored with traditional accountants, find his habit of declaring 'I love you, man, you're, you're, you're....my BEST MATE!' and sliding gently under the table charmingly endearing, and more than adequate compensation for the appalling errors he makes in their tax returns.

 

[Archie_tect]

SP has only once made one mistake.... he laughed as he threw out Mr William Gates' Venture capital application for a new computer operating system, saying to colleagues, "What a chancer!"

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie lost all the money his Great Uncle Laszlo had made, by trying for many years to find a replacement to the biro, in collaboration with his best mate, Clive Sinclair.