Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Tosh's entrepreneurial skills are sufficient for a Sir A Sugar person to say " you're fired".

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Due to an unfortunate accident involving a zip, a jar of marmite and a hoover, 26x25 is unable to pronounce the letters F, P and C. This does enable him to swear for England though, whatever the commpany or situation.

 

[Archie_tect]

TB tells everyone he has a fixie... but what he means is, his brake blocks fell off.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie has traced his family back to the 17th Century, and found out that one of his ancestors used to run a baker's shop in Pudding Lane, London, or rather he did until 1666.

 

[Archie_tect]

Unfortuately TB's ancestors had just bought the Fire Service franchise that year....

 

[TVC]

When asked if he charged all his clients, Archie Tect replied; "No mostly I sidle up to them".

 

[KEEF]

TVC'S clients wished they had not

 

[Archie_tect]

KEEF knows the rest of the Rolling Stones intimately..... especially his friend Mick.

 

[fatboysoontobeslim]

archie tect once sneaked into a rolling stones concert back in 66 when the stones really were stoned!!!! he bumped into mick jagger backstage who asked would he like to join the band, archie declined on the grounds that he was very anti rock music prefering to spend his spare time at the local gospel singing group with myself. "oh come all ye faithfull !!!

 

[swee'pea99]

fatboy went to a Wombles gig once. He still remembers it fondly.

 

[Hover Fly]

I've given up trying to insult tell lies about swee'pee99 after reading

Truth is stranger than fiction.

 

[TVC]

Hover Fly isn't stalking Sweepea.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC isn't hoovering round HF. .....yer-men-yer-men-yer

 

[accountantpete]

Rumour has it that the design of the Henry hoover was based on Archie_tect when he used to go to work in the City wearing a bowler.

 

[swee'pea99]

ap's role in the original Dyson is less well known, him and his double-vortex legs...