Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Pete is holding the sparkler

 

[Turkish]

I saw TVC cycling 78mph.

 

[Archie_tect]

Turkish's car won't do 78mph... so TVC is safe from the fuzz.

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect is old enough to know that cycling at 78 mph rpm would be a record.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

When she was single Speicher cycled at 45 mph rpm.

 

[accountantpete]

3BM gaffer taped his dog to his bust speaker after being told it needed a new woofer.

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete's dog obeys His Master's Voice.

 

[Turkish]

Speicher never lies.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher still has the HMV gramophone she used to play with as a nipper.

 

[accountantpete]

Turkish is a delight to watch on the tennis court.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP will one day realise his dying wish.

 

[swee'pea99]

Archie_tect has already achieved his dyeing wish - and he has the purple & orange tie-dye alpaca wool underpants to prove it.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Swee'pea has just launched themselves in HD.

 

[TVC]

MDB is available in 3D. A fact he shows off by walking up to people, shouting "3D" and then poking them in the eye.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

The Velvet Curtain is BOGOF, but only while stocks last.