Post a lie about the poster above.

[Browser]

TBM ended up in the stocks last weekend, 'cos the judge didn't believe the goat was over the age of consent.

 

[Speicher]

Browser found out that the goat herd the evidence.

 

[accountantpete]

Giving evidence at the same trial Speicher could only warble " Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo"

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Uncle Morts request to be cryogenically frozen was turned down by Farm Foods.

 

[accountantpete]

3BM's trip across the pond went wrong and he got lost - he couldn't find US

 

[swee'pea99]

 Following a vivid dream which revealed him to be related to the Duke Of Marlborough, ap spent several hours tracing his family tree, but after getting back as far as Great Grandad Walter, who was most emphatically not of the nobility, or even passably presentable, he gave it up as a lost cause. 

 

[threebikesmcginty]

swee'pea99 can trace his roots back all the way to his scalp.

 

[Speicher]

TBM is always determined to stay a head of anyone trying to scalp him on his bicycle.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher's phrenology business got off to a shaky start as she's a bit wet behind the ears.

 

[Speicher]

ACP Uncle Mort has his hopes pinned on his new career as a Tailor.

 

[accountantpete]

Speichers new job as a tailor cum comedienne had her audience in creases.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Speicher is determined to combine her apiary and milliner businesses - she's got a real bee in her bonnet about it.

 

[accountantpete]

3BM has combined the same two businesses and but specialises in 19thC dress coats - however there's a sting in the tail.

 

[Speicher]

When TBM told ACP about that, ACP knocked the idea into a cocked hat.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher has a far eastern concern making sporting headbands - she naturally uses sweat labour.