Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

AP has bought a 27kg turkey but can't find an oven big enough to get the ears and flippers in.

Speicher must remember to put the donkey costume on before rushing on stage next time.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie has been putting rawlplugs up his nose since his childhood days.

The Doctors reckon he must have a screw loose.

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete has found what was making a rattling noise in his car. There was a nut loose behind the steering wheel.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher couldn't understand why she was suddenly capable of going fast on her bike until she realised she'd worn her pedals to the metal.

 

[TVC]

Archie is unable to lean his bike into a fast sweeping corner. It's the stabilisers you see.

 

[krushavik]

The Velvet Curtain is quiet, shy and really loving as well as being intelligent.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie paid Krushavik £5 to say that about TVC. He wants a tenner to venture into the realms of Speicher's underwear.

 

[krushavik]

Accountantpete blackmailed me to say that. If I didn't he was going to tell Santa that I've been a naughty boy.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I AM santa and you've been rumbled HO HO HO!!


*BANG!*

OH HHHH AHHHHHHHH

K Krrruuuuuuuuushavikh just shot h me!

 

[krushavik]

Does this make me famous at last.

I AM santa and you've been rumbled HO HO HO!!


*BANG!*

OH HHHH AHHHHHHHH

K Krrruuuuuuuuushavikh just shot h me!

 

[Speicher]

Krushavik and Mad Doug Biker are contriving to pervert the protocol of this thread.

Krushavik shot Mad Doug Bike with a camera.

The photo of a naked Santa at the bar will be posted.......BANG ...in...

 

[krushavik]

Speicher is a look alike of Dorothy but she is annoyed cos I've got the red sheos.

 

[accountantpete]

Krushavik is a friend of Dorothy's.

 

[TVC]

Krushavik is a friend of Dorothy's.

Check mate!

Pete is like the Tim Man. Heartless. He is also desperate to swing the topic back onto Speicher's underwear.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC regularly has fantasies about Speicher's pants, and wants accountantpete to suceed.