Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Mad Doug biker heard that Aldi were having a sale of bike stuff, unfortunately he raced, slipping and sliding, into Iceland by mistake... again.

 

[Speicher]

Archie-tect got to work early yesterday morning. He placed his bike in the shed, but was not very careful taking it out again to go home. He caused a chain reaction and all the other bikes fell over.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher got some new fairy lights on her tree but they had a very short lead so she had to use her longest plug extension to reach. Walking through from the kitchen she caught the wire and the circuit fused... she tripped the lights- fantastic!

 

[Speicher]

Archie-tect got that wrong. Echelon lead on my lights.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher tried to get in to the upper echelons of Christmas cracker joke writing, but was just laughed at.

 

[Speicher]

Mad Doug Biker was not pleased with the quality of hats in his cracker. He said they were made of crepe paper.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher once had the bright idea of removing and saving up all of the snappers from an Asda value pack of 24 crackers, and pulling them all at the same time to make a big bang. Unfortunatelly, Speicher burned the house down instead, seeing as they were too close to a pair of curtains at the time.

 

[TVC]

MDB had the idea of altering the timing on his car engine, but the whole thing back fired.

 

[Speicher]

The pistons on TVC's car engine blew up recently. The only person available to fix it at short notice was the local heating engineer. The engine was fixed with a gas kit.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC was going to start a business making clown cars but it all fell apart.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB had the idea of altering the timing on his car engine, but the whole thing back fired.

I don't drive, so yes, that most certainly is a lie

TVC was going to start a business making clown cars but it all fell apart.

TVC was the the inspiration behind the episode of the Simpsons where Homer goes to Clown School.

 

[Archie_tect]

MDB was disappointed when the water in his Christmas joke bow-tie froze.

 

[TVC]

Archie is often accused of clowning it up by wearing silly oversized shoes. It turns out that really is the size of his feet.

 

[Speicher]

You can tell from his avatar that TVC is three feet tall.

 

[krushavik]

TVC borrowed Speicher pink bloomers and went camping in the a lake district.