Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Archie can trace his roots back to the evil Archduke Franz Teckt of Bavaria. A well known despot and all round 'bad egg'.

 

[TVC]

Uncle Mort is not at all disappointed that Santa failed again to bring him a Ti framed speed machine.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC needs one and quick to get away from the visiting relatives.

 

[Archie_tect]

MDB loves brussel sprouts....

 

[TVC]

Sprouts don't make Archie fart.

 

[accountantpete]

Sprouts bring out the best in TVC.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB loves brussel sprouts....

That's no lie, the steamer makes them perfectly edible thankyou very much.

Sprouts don't make Archie fart.

With this bag, I can fart like a cow and nobody will every know!


Anyway, Sprouts make ACP's hair turn green ......sorry, couldn't think of anything.

 

[colly]

Sprouts do not cause MDB to be unable to think of anything.

 

[Speicher]

Colly has spent a lot of time explaining in detail how he likes the decorations to be done. He has now lost his voice. The diagnosis is tinselitis.

 

[colly]

Uncle Mort is the fount of all knowlege when it comes to the ins and outs of fiddlers elbows.

 

[Archie_tect]

During his visit to Comet [we love electricals] this morning, to buy som new batteries for his front Catseye [poor thing lost the other in a recent fight] Colly was surprised by the number of people queuing to get in until he realised he could buy a 72" LED TV for just £899....he got 2.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie is just sending off details of his earnings to the taxman. Being 5' 1" he uses the short income tax return.

 

[TVC]

Pete has just sent the taxman details of his earrings, because he uses them in hid drag act, he thinks they might be tax deductible.

 

[Speicher]

TVC has sent the Taxman details of his capital gains. That's his earnings as a busker in London.

 

[TVC]

Speicher owns a considerable property portfolio including two hotels on Park Lane, four houses on Northumberland Avenue and the Water Works.