- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Krushavik invented a new flavour for ice-cream: Brussel sprout and parsnip - it cannot be licked.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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Mad Doug Biker
Barred from every tavern in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Speicher tried but then had to go to the loo at a fair lick.
krushavik
New Member
- Location
- Warrington Cheshire.
Mad Doug Biker left the giblets in the turkey when he cooked it. (Two years running)
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
krushavik is a turkey-holic, and always manages to miss Christmas dinner, but never Boxing Day leftovers.
But by then, he's cold turkey.
But by then, he's cold turkey.
accountantpete
OAP
Dayvo teaches English to the local school children - unfortunately all they get to learn are the words to the various Barmy Army songs
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Have a look at these: http://www.barmyarmy.com/funandgames/index.php?m=songsfull&iSongID=1
AP's favourite song is Dad's Army 'Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler...'
Whenever he gets the chance (without much encouragement, I hasten to add) he can't resist shouting 'You stupid boy, Pike' to anyone in earshot!
krushavik
New Member
- Location
- Warrington Cheshire.
Dayvo is trying to convince to shave his head completely bald and then go have a bath.
Mad Doug Biker
Barred from every tavern in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Krushavik is totally bald all over - he has a medical condition that means he has never had any hair at all. Ever.
He used to be jealous of all the other boys in the showers at school, but now reackons he is at an advantage as it means there is less to potentially get caught in his zip.
He used to be jealous of all the other boys in the showers at school, but now reackons he is at an advantage as it means there is less to potentially get caught in his zip.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
MDB hasn't anything at all to get caught in his zip.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
There's no flies on 26x25, which is a bit odd, given how badly he smells.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Colly was very pleased that his Aunty Macassar was able to visit him over Christmas.
krushavik
New Member
- Location
- Warrington Cheshire.
Speicher has a tattoo of The Velvet Curtain on her bum (left cheek)
accountantpete
OAP
Krushavik has a King Dick.
I should add that a KD is a type and also a make of tool.
I should add that a KD is a type and also a make of tool.
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