Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

TVC has recently been guilty of money laundering.

Fortunately the notes survived the washing process, and have now been ironed.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher has sent the taxman details of her "interests" instead of "interest".

There's been a flurry of emails within HMRC.

 

[colly]

ACP is very interested in the rest of Speichers 'interests' . He said ''Rest assured, I will not rest until I get to the bottom of this.

 

[Speicher]

Colly sent the taxman details of his bottom line.

There was a very big dent in the seat cushions of his sofa.

 

[TVC]

Speicher is Kylie's bottom double.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC's nickname at school was Rumble Bum

 

[Dayvo]

MDB works on a building site and is known in the trade as Crack-atoa!

 

[TVC]

Dayvo is something of a medical curiosity because his bum is actually on sideways.

 

[accountantpete]

When young MDB was known as Slightly Daft Biker - however the incident with the crossbar left him in his current state.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Meanwhile, Accountant Pete was only ever allowed a girl's bike as a kid. No crossbar to worry about, but he still had the living s**t kicked out of him every day at school for riding a pink 'My Little Pony' bike, complete with basket and streamers attatched to the handlebars.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Mad Doug Biker got a first class at Oxford - he only wanted a second class stamp but they'd sold out.

 

[TVC]

3BMcG started collecting stamps because he heard philately will get you everywhere.

 

[Speicher]

Last week, TVC was heard to say, "By gum, I hate licking stamps."

 

[TVC]

Last week, Speicher was heard to say, "By gum, I love licking tramps."

 

[krushavik]

TVC shown Speicher where to go for the best lick.