Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Once upon a time MDB tried to make it into the charts with a 45rpm single. Fortunately for culture and the music world it bombed.

 

[TVC]

This is Colly's record player:

 

[Speicher]

This is TVC's radio and his alarm clock.

 

[accountantpete]

The new year prospects are looking good for Speicher thanks to this invaluable gift.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Acc Pete's fave possesions are these two

 

[colly]

Acc Pete's favourites used to live right next door to 26 x 25 when he lived in the famous 'Valley of the Dolls'.

26 x 25 is rumoured to be a wooden top.

 

[TVC]

Colly is no Action Man.

 

[postman]

The Velvet Curtain is making tracks for the fridge .He is going to down a couple of Black Velvets and get blind drunk .

 

[krushavik]

Postman's new year resolution is to get super fit so that he can deliver the post a day earlier.

 

[TVC]

Krushavik sits behind his front door and barks like a dog every time the postman approaches. Everybody has to have a hobby.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC, on the other hand, attempts to bite the postie's hand when he feeds the mail through.

 

[accountantpete]

26x25's New Year's resolution is to stop licking his balls whenever visitors come around.

 

[TVC]

Pete really must stop trying to lick other peoples balls, he's already banned from five Sunday soccer leagues.

 

[Cletus Van Damme]

The Velvet Curtain suffers from recurring clacker valve problems.

 

[accountantpete]

Mr Hawks got his nickname due to an unfortunate overproduction in the secretion department of one of his organs.