Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

acp likes playing the Hammond Organ. Mrs Roger Hammond is not to pleased.

 

[Speicher]

Colly had great difficulty choosing what furniture to put in his hallway.
Finally he decided to settle on a high-backed wooden bench.

 

[colly]

Speicher was told that 'Mouseman' furniture is much sought after. She spent ages trawling auction rooms for miniature chairs and tables.
She finally fetched up in Settle on a settle and decided to settle for that instead.

 

[TVC]

Morts nasal hair is so prolific he has to get a seasoned Australian sheep shearer in to deal with it.

 

[Speicher]

TVC likes seasoned Australian sheep shearers. He finds they need a lot of mixed herbs and pepper, not too much salt, but he has never managed to eat a whole one.

 

[accountantpete]

Another wasted post by Speicher - she obviously has too much thyme on her hands.

 

[colly]

Uncle Mort is known as the Rude Man of Vlaanderen because of his afternoon shinanigans with that common Delilah.

 

[TVC]

Colly has a semi.

But he'd prefer to live in a detached house.

 

[Speicher]

TVC has a semi-automatic washing machine. Some parts are made from recycled guns.

 

[TVC]

Speichers' posts are made from recycled puns.

 

[Speicher]

Tvc has two sisters, Polly and Esther.

 

[krushavik]

Speicher can't for November when she gets her cold winter allowance.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort's powdered foot scrapings are highly prized in the Far East as an aphrodisiac.

 

[TVC]

Pete collects scabs. Not always his own.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Mrs TVC has had to put a spitoon in the front room to stop TVC from gobbing on the carpet, that's how posh their side of Leicester is.