Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
- Start date
- Status
Page may contain affiliate links. Please see terms for details.
accountantpete
OAP
TVC wants desperately to know what was in the pm.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
AP doesn't know what am is. He gets up every day at noon.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
TVC once spent 4 years in a darkroom and then needed special sun glasses to protect his eyes from the daylight when he finally came out.
His parents though he was seriously underdeveloped, so locked him.
Every day without fail he was subjected to enlarger sessions, trying to enlarge different parts of his body, he survived on a diet of film and developer with the result that he's now allergic to silver halides, and curiously, he doesn't have a photographic memory.
He now can be described as being quite a lith character.
I'll get me coat.
His parents though he was seriously underdeveloped, so locked him.
Every day without fail he was subjected to enlarger sessions, trying to enlarge different parts of his body, he survived on a diet of film and developer with the result that he's now allergic to silver halides, and curiously, he doesn't have a photographic memory.
He now can be described as being quite a lith character.
I'll get me coat.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
After spending a couple of days in the USA, MDB became a fervent believer of the right to bare arms.
He's worn nothing on his upper body except cap-sleeve T-shirts for the last 15 years.
He's worn nothing on his upper body except cap-sleeve T-shirts for the last 15 years.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Dayvo is a keen nudist, but often takes it too far by going out to the shops in the scud.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
MDB once caused the launch of a Scud. He turned up starkers and the very surprised operators pressed the wrong button.
accountantpete
OAP
TVC saw an advert for Virgin Galactic space holidays and went to sign up straightaway.
Disappointment followed when it transpired that 18-30 was the lift off time.
Disappointment followed when it transpired that 18-30 was the lift off time.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Acc-pete went on an 18-30 holiday once. He was not permitted to take part, there being folks only 1' 6" - 2' 6" tall alowed.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
26by25 is very interested in Railway Transport in England after 1830. Unfortunately the last train of the day leaves his local station at 1755.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Speicher used to work as a Wheeltapper and Shunter at Hither Green, but was told very politely by EWS to please stop it as they had machines for that kind of thing.
Even now she harbours a deep resentment of the resident '09, which only has to work between 10.10 and 10.23 each day instead of all day by Speicher.
Even now she harbours a deep resentment of the resident '09, which only has to work between 10.10 and 10.23 each day instead of all day by Speicher.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Mad Doug Biker always wanted to be a Brake Man. He was very disappointed when he found out he would only get two tea breaks, and not get paid for his lunch brake.
accountantpete
OAP
Plagued by squeeling brakes,Speicher was told to use the toe-in method - she's just off to A&E.
Sounds like you used your finger to do the job- get well soon Speich
Sounds like you used your finger to do the job- get well soon Speich
- Status
