Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Pete collects used bus tickets. He's a bin on the 24 to Kensal Green. Not very satisfying, but it's a job.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

The Velvet Curtain still gets a kick out of going into his local newsagents and saying loudly in a German accent "ver are your papers"

 

[Speicher]

TBM often announces in the Café that he will say something "oonly wance".

 

[TVC]

Speicher has 'That' painting tightly rolled and inserted in her seat tube.

 

[krushavik]

User76 still having sex at 70, he only lives at No: 68.

 

[TVC]

Krushavik loves to cruise the Tea Dances looking for talent.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC just likes to cruise...

 

[Dayvo]

AP always wanted to be a naval doctor, but was told that the study of belly buttons wasn't a necessary science.

 

[krushavik]

Dayvo armpit hair is that long he's started to platt it.

 

[TVC]

Krushavik waxes all his body hair these days, he got fed up with being mistaken for a chimp.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC often gets mistaken for a man despite the sex change.

 

[Speicher]

Mad Doug Biker was very chuffed to be offered a job with MI5.

Imagine his disappointment when it turned out to be MFI.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher was awarded a CDM in the New Years Honours list.

 

[TVC]

Pete got his PhD from the same place as Gillian McKeith.

 

[krushavik]

The Velvet Curtain eats with a proper knife and fork instead of a plastic spoon. Thats why he thinks he's posh.