Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB often has pink frilly visions. Usually when he's hanging about in the Lingerie department.

 

[colly]

When told by the lady at the paper shop that his fly was undone 26 x 25 replied ....

' It's ok dead birds don't fall out of the nest'...

 

[krushavik]

Colly is fed up with chapped legs so he has asked his mam if he is old enough to wear long trousers with turn ups.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB often has pink frilly visions. Usually when he's hanging about in the Lingerie department.

I only did that ONCE, and I have spent YEARS trying to forget the whole unfortunate episode, honestly! there you are, bringing it all back up again! Well, I hope you are happy now!

Colly is fed up with chapped legs so he has asked his mam if he is old enough to wear long trousers with turn ups.

Krushavik has no interest in long trousers, but is often seen down the local library trying to find books with turn ups. He has almost got himself banned twice now, especially after wrecking one of only 3 copies of 'War And Piece' in the whole of Cheshire.

 

[colly]

MDB likes to portray himself to his neighbours as a 'hard man' of the local cycling community, so before he goes out on his usual 200 yard spin he sticks on some old smelly unwashed cycling gear, sits in front of the sun lamp for 30 mins then sprays his face with water.

Neighbours spotting him will think he is at the end of a long gruelling session.

 

[Speicher]

On a recent visit to Egypt, Colly's hire car developed a fault. He took it to a garage to get it fixed and found, to his surprise, that the owner of the garage was from London, and the garage was called Tooting Carmen.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher has just returned from a very wet week in a small town in East Somerset. She had thought she's booked a lovely break in Rome, but her keying skills let her down with an unfortunate extra "F" when organising the trip on-line.

 

[accountantpete]

Toshiba Boy is a local librarian and his shouts directed at young scallywags to "shut the book up" have raised eyebrows in the Romance & non-fiction section.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP still gets a kick out of going into his local library and asking whether anybody has handed in his lost library card, name - J R Hartley. One of these days, Beryl, the Head Librarian is going to smack him round the chops with a wet trout.

 

[postman]

Toshiba boy only drives his car on a saturday morning .Someone tell him sat navs can be used everyday of the week .

 

[colly]

Postman like nothing better than going to his local library and hiding all the books on anger management.

 

[TVC]

Colly wants to get a book on assertiveness from the library, but hasn't plucked up the courage to ask the assistant if they have any.

 

[surfdude]

tvc didn,t know books came from a library, because they only go to the toy library .

 

[krushavik]

Surfdude has gone back to using normal salt his mam is sick of him bring home buckets of sea water and boiling it trying to make sea salt.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

krushavik had a deprived childhood. He never got to see the sea. He thought he saw it once but a carpenter put him right.