krushavik
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- Location
- Warrington Cheshire.
Mad Doug Biker applied as an extra but got turned away because his tu tu was dirty.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
If I had been there then Krushavik WOULD have done the demonstartion with me, against my will and on national television.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
TVC and a friend were once small time criminals who got in over their heads. The film 'Nuns On The Run' is a factually accurate depiction of their escape to Brazil.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
MDB went to Brazil just to find some tasty nuts covered in chocolate.
(with apologies to ACP)
(with apologies to ACP)
krushavik
New Member
- Location
- Warrington Cheshire.
Speicher got stuck in the middle of the road when he stileteo heels got stuck in a grid and had to walk home barefoot.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Krushavik loved to wear Stilletos until his arches collapsed, and now has to wear Hush Puppies.
It was a massive blow for him as he had a collection of them to rival Imelda Marcos's and selling on all his Manolo Blahniks was the saddest thing he's ever done.
It was a massive blow for him as he had a collection of them to rival Imelda Marcos's and selling on all his Manolo Blahniks was the saddest thing he's ever done.
krushavik
New Member
- Location
- Warrington Cheshire.
TVC is bloody anoyed because there from his washing line, he now has to go shopping commando.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
As a kid, Krushavik used to wonder why Action Man dolls didn't have a little pair of pants along with the rest of the clothing. He was soon informed that it was because he was a Commando.
Krushavik liked this idea so much that he copied it, until the fateful day when he had a wet fart.
Krushavik liked this idea so much that he copied it, until the fateful day when he had a wet fart.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
MDB didn't like Action Man. He would only play with Barbie.
accountantpete
OAP
As a kid TVC was so poor that he had to make do with sniffing Gloy.
krushavik
New Member
- Location
- Warrington Cheshire.
This is only a rumour but I have heard that accountantpete has has just learned his 4 times table and is waiting for his diploma. Well done accountantpete.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Krushavik now thinks it is easier to work out the VAT, he just divides by twenty, much easier than dividing by seventeen and a half.
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