Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

HMRC have been searching for Speicher for several years now. Her VAT scams are legendary.

 

[Speicher]

Colly has submitted his records for VAT 69 times. He had drunk far too much whiskey.

 

[Monsieur Remings]

Speicher reckons that if she ciphons off all her assets from the VAT now, they won't be able to distill up to, and beyond, 40%. If it goes beyond that, she says, VAT will near 100% proof.

 

[colly]

'La preuve du pudding est dans la consommation' ............as Monsieur Remings was heard to mumble one cold wintery morning in Brest.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Colly just can't get the thought of Breast out of his mind.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort invented Gentleman's Relish.

 

[TVC]

Pete is no gentleman, you can tell by what he dips in the relish.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC relishes the thought of any gentleman

 

[krushavik]

threebikesmcginty does give a dam if its a gentleman or ladyboy as long as he gets his hard ride.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

krushavik was once Top Man in the Kremlin. He thought the cold war was waged by fridges.

 

[krushavik]

26x25 encourage my thinking about the cold war because he was selling me the fridges from the back of his wagon.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Shhhhhh!!!! krushavik likes to buy Hot fridges.

 

[colly]

As does 26 x 25 but he likes to do it on Sundays.




















(hot fridge Sundays)

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly puts his underpants in the fridge as otherwise, he reckons, he's too hot to handle, DING DONG!!

 

[Speicher]

Mad Doug Biker would like us all to sing him a song. You know the one about the jolly good fellow, and so say all of us.

1 2 3 altogether now......

Freezer Jolly Good Fellow.