Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP, he only has one ball whilst Tosh's are in the Albert Hall.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB once "performed" in the Albert Hall. That episode was airbrushed form the official AH history.

 

[krushavik]

26x25 is the actual trouser measurements of 26x25

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

26 miles by 25 was the size of President Krushavik's Presidential Estate outside of Pripyat, where he could cycle about to his heart's content without anyone but security looking on as he had countless clipless toppling over moments.

In fact, he was nicknamed President Crush-a-bike by everyone, from the head of security to the guy who had to clear the Presidential sewerage system every week, due to the President's prodigious diet.

 

[krushavik]

Mad Doug Biker is better than Hans Christian Handerson at telling fairy tales, is it because he is actually a fairy.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Hans Christian Handerson was the (rather unsoviet sounding) name of the head of the KGB Secret Service when Krushavik was in charge.






YES Krushavik, I am crap at this, but I don't care!

 

[Speicher]

Pamela Handerson is MDB's Social Secretary.

 

[colly]

Speicher wrote H-H-H-H-H-Hancocks Half Hour.

 

[TVC]

Colly wrote Love thy Neighbour - and he's proud of it.

 

[colly]

TVC spends all of his time hanging out with his lookalike mates.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Pamela Handerson is MDB's Social Secretary.

Why you cheeky .....

TVC spends all of his time hanging out with his lookalike mates.

This is rich coming from Colly who looks exactly like a ....COLLY!!

 

[colly]

Mad Doug Biker is neither mad, named Doug nor even a bi-wheeled machine user of any kind. ..............Some people will go the the most extraordinary lengths to avoid the taxman.

tsk tsk.

 

[krushavik]

Ah so Colly is the secret agent for the taxman. Shame on you Colly.

 

[TVC]

Krushavik was a double agent in the Brownies. He was discovered when one of the girls caught sight of his woggle.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC applied to join the Brownies, but was thrown out as he kept trying to 'dib dib dib'.