Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Dayvo will be busy next week at the nursery. He needs to prick out the seedlings.

 

[TVC]

Speicher is banned from her local garden centre. I can't tell you why, but if you PM her she will explain.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC's real name is Del Phinium.

 

[krushavik]

threebikesmcquinty thinks a water bed is where you go for a pee

 

[Dayvo]

Krushavik thinks toilet water is something you SHOULDN'T use as a fragrance.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo collects the centres from old vinyl records - he's got a mint God Save The Queen on A & M, in his collection.

 

[colly]

ACP made a mint with his hole.

 

[JonnyBlade]

Colly was named so because of his slapped about ears

 

[krushavik]

JohnnyBlade is not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

 

[Speicher]

Krushavik thinks Wilkinson Sword was one of the Four Musketeers.

 

[colly]

Speicher has musket ears.








and no more funny comments about mine thank you very much.

 

[Speicher]

Colly has pyren Knees.

 

[TVC]

Speicher went to the Peak District looking for the Kinder Scout, but couldn't find him.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC proudly boasts that he has climbed K2, which is strictly true - although the K2 in question is a single decker that runs between Leicester and Coventry.

 

[TVC]

Pete's intimate knowledge of the bus routes of the East Midlands makes him a must have guest at all the best dinner parties.