Angelfishsolo
A Velocipedian
- Location
- Cwmbach, South Wales
Mad Doug Biker wants know where Wigsie curbcrawls so he can go out and pick him up 
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Angel knows where it is, Royston Vasey!
He regularly gets off with the Taxi Driver see.
He regularly gets off with the Taxi Driver see.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Mad Doug Biker has just been called a Taxi.
He does not mind what he is called, as long as it is not late for dinner.
He does not mind what he is called, as long as it is not late for dinner.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Speicher's High Speed Theatre career continues on its jolly way. Tonight she is going to try and lick The Pirates Of Penzance in record time!
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Meanwhile, Mad Doug Biker has rewritten the Tale of two Cities, in recognition of today being "Cleavage Day", under the psuedonym of Bill Shakespiece.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Speicher tells me that she has invited round an Ormnithologist friend at the weekend so that they can record what birds are in her garden together.
Apparently he's particularly keen to see her tits.
Apparently he's particularly keen to see her tits.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Mad Doug Biker wants to see my Wood pecker.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Speicher tells me that she is part of a local community wood sculpture project and that everyone has their own bit to make before it is all put together. She is making a piece which will be added onto the top of another.
Apparently her partner in the project can't wait until he can stick stick his wood onto her hole and jiggle it about to see how well it fits.
Apparently her partner in the project can't wait until he can stick stick his wood onto her hole and jiggle it about to see how well it fits.
accountantpete
OAP
Tomorrow is Mad Doug's birthday.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Rubbish, mine is the 29th of February.
ACP was abandonned as a baby, so has no birthday at all, which is rather sad really.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
TVC is often told to act his age not his shoe size.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
TVC is wrong in that assertion, as the continental sizing of my shoes is 39.
Do not dare to make any reference to any part of my anatomy being the size of two continents or I shall
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Do not dare to make any reference to any part of my anatomy being the size of two continents or I shall
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