Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Colly cannot work out how to send Tellygrams from his new portable Tv.

 

[TVC]

Speichers brain is the size of two continents.

 

[davehann]

admin thinks he is a bit sillly for making that last comment

 

[TVC]

Dave has just revealed my superhero identity.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC has been wearing his pants outside his trousers at work for years, but nobody has ever thought of him as being a Super Hero, more, they always thought he was the retarded special needs one they have to employ by law.

Super Hero?? Stupour Hero more like!

 

[TVC]

MDBs superhero name is 'Incontoboy'

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDBs superhero name is 'Incontoboy'

I actually had to think about that one for a moment!

TVC has the super power of being able to make faggots, mushy peas and chips instantaneously, thus rendering his opponents helpless inthe face of relentless yet ironic retro Britain is best foodie nostalgia.

But the less we hear about what Uncle Mort does with Faggots the better.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB eats Brains Faggots everday, adamant that they improve his IQ.

He has yet to master the ideal sandwich version, but he just loves his faggots and weetabix combo. Several colleagues have pointed out that his hypothesis does not appear to be supported by the evidence, but MDB will have none of this, offering them another faggot trifle pudding.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Toshiba Boy often gets told to act his shoe size, not his IQ.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB tried his hand at theatre acting in his younger days, but found the only aspect he really enjoyed was the make-up. So he just settles for that nowadays.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Sadly that's true, and I carry a mirror in my back pocket all the time too.

Toshiba likes to help Speicher just before she goes on stage for her epic high speed performances. Apparently he really likes to keep her lips perked up.











I'll get me coat

 

[Speicher]

Mad Doug Biker had a very short career as an actor. He was always fluffing his .... errr ...um .....lines.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher once won a film award as best supported actress.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP once won a 'Most Sexiest bloke' award in 1973. Unfortunately, it was at his local pub, he was the only entrant, and it was only watched by a pervy old man and a dog (not Colly unfortunately).

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Just before giving up on the acting, MDB did flirt briefly with the idea of entering the porn industry. Unfortuntaly, he was advised that his CV simply didn't measure up.