Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Paulus is presently enjoying Her Majesty's Pleasure.... for nefarious reasons which he no doubt will deny.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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accountantpete
OAP
Tomorrow sees TVC whisked off to the Tower - he spends two weeks every year in Blackpool satisfying his craving for round-the-clock bingo.
Cheddar George
oober member
- Location
- Location: Location
Accountant Pete insists on standing up and shouting "Housey Housey !" at his local Gala Bingo.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
TVC once owned a fat suit, and liked nothing better than going to a Weight Watchers meeting on a VERY hot day wearing a rain jacket and sou'wester, and asking everyone in a strange squeaky voice
'Do you have a weight problem?'
He later got bored with it and sold his fat suit to Matt Lucas.
'Do you have a weight problem?'
He later got bored with it and sold his fat suit to Matt Lucas.
accountantpete
OAP
Mad Doug's "man boobs" were the first ever to feature on Page 3 of The Sun.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
ACP is compelled to check every day in case MDB is featuring...
accountantpete
OAP
Uncle Mort denies that he is obsessed with boobs and in an effort to prove it has ditched the newspapers and telly, and instead relies on his trusty radio to keep him informed.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
ACP has just discharged his anode.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Archie tect will receive a battery of complaints about the above post.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Speicher doesn't get out and about as much as she'd like to.
But on the few occasions when she does have a night on the town, she likes to look her best.
Unfortunately, her make-up skills have been neglected and on more than one occasion she has been mistaken for Gene Simmons.
But on the few occasions when she does have a night on the town, she likes to look her best.
Unfortunately, her make-up skills have been neglected and on more than one occasion she has been mistaken for Gene Simmons.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Dayvo has recently been told that he will need to wear glasses. He is looking forward to choosing ones that suited Edna Everidge so well. Yes, he will be making a spectacle of himself.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
There ain't nothing like a dame.
And Speicher ain't nothing like a dame!
She's lovely, really!
And Speicher ain't nothing like a dame!
She's lovely, really!
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Dayvo thinks I am hopeless at choosing a Team for the Fantasy Giro.
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