Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

Speicher should be kept under lock and key in a league of her own.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo has no idea how he got stuck with the nickname 'Sponge-pants square-bob'.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC has an uncle in the Territorials who has just claimed Iceland as an Britiish colony.

 

[Speicher]

Archie tect is still looking for the Biscuit Isle, which is just off the coast of Iceland.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher's had to stop freewheeling down the aisles on her Doctor's advice.

"You're off your trolley" were his exact words.

 

[Speicher]

ACP took a trolley to school one day. It was the first day they were running, in 1911.

 

[colly]

Speicher has room for two on top.

 

[Archie_tect]

Coly asked for a fo'rpenny one.

 

[colly]

Archie got in trouble for asking a pensioner if he could have a look at her old thupenny bits.

 

[Dayvo]

Colly is bemused as to why he has accumulated so many nine bob notes!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Dayvo knows instantly what 44/6 is in current money

 

[postman]

MDB ate a £20 note,a £10 note and a £5 note .He finished up in A&E when his friends rang up to see how he was they were told ----No change yet.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Postman only ever uses Scottish notes as he thinks that the Queen can see him and wont like what she sees. He doesn't mind Lord Islay though, because he is dead.
For coins, he has to carry about a roll of masking tape.

 

[colly]

MDB is reputed to be 'cafeful' with his money.

That is not the case, he just has very deep pockets...............and extremely short arms.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

If Colly won the lottery inherited money if his owners died, then he'd like the biggest dog bed in the world, with only the very finest dog blankets money can buy, as well as enough squeaky tennis balls and biscuits to keep him going for life.

He'd spend the rest on fast bitches and hard toilet water.