Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

SD doesn't want to snog the next poster.

And lisa isn't checking in the photo thread to see if SD posted a mug shot.

 

[Lisa21]

TVC is SO SLOW....... I checked out the photos days ago....keep up hun

 

[Lisa21]

Actually-TVC is very quick off the mark.



Were still posting lies, right?!!!!!

 

[aJohnson]

Lisa21 eats 6 bananas every hour. One for each 10 minutes that goes past.

 

[Sittingduck]

And lisa isn't checking in the photo thread to see if SD posted a mug shot.

Well really TVC!

 

[andrew-the-tortoise]

aJohnson once had a picture shown on 'Take Heart' made from pasta & PVA glue.

Morph was not impressed.

 

[Crackle]

ATT has to dig a hole and lay eggs every time he goes to the beach because he's not a tortoise

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Crackle's mum played Miss Diane in Crossroads

 

[Sittingduck]

3bMcG played Benny on Crossroads

 

[Crackle]

SD played a cushion under miss Diane

OH hang on, that's gone a bit wrong - speed reading badly

 

[threebikesmcginty]

3bMcG played Benny on Crossroads

SD played Sandy in Crossroads but he left as he was tired of being pushed around!

 

[andrew-the-tortoise]

Threebikesmcginty featured in the pilot of Emmerdale Farm.

 

[Aperitif]

Andrew lives upside down...that's tortoisehell.

 

[Sittingduck]

Aperitif's puns are getting better

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Aperitif uses www.punsrus.com for all his gags


edit: christ it's a real site!!!!

another edit: just looked through - yeah, it's definitely his sort of stuff - corntastic!!!