Post a lie about the poster above.

[karen.488walker]

aperitif always comes before dinner.

 

[Chuffy]

aperitif always comes before dinner.

Karen Walker follows aperitif around with a box of Wetwipes.

No-one knows why....

 

[colly]

Chuffy is allowed out only on Mondays and Saturdays. So long as he stays away from the M&S underwear department.

 

[accountantpete]

Colly auditioned as tambourinist in the Sex Pistols but couldn't spit the required distance.

 

[cheadle hulme]

Colly only gets punctures during leap years.

 

[Speicher]

Accountant Pete lives in Cheshire with his cat.

 

[Speicher]

Cheadle Hulme does not like sports cars.

 

[Chuffy]

Speicher, studied tuba with Yoda she did.

 

[colly]

Cheadle Hulme is a member of the royal household.

 

[HLaB]

Colly is actually a 9mnth old terrier

 

[Chuffy]

User76 worked out the difference between mud and chocolate last week.

But he prefers the mud.

 

[colly]

Chuffy is scared of see-saws

 

[Speicher]

Colly likes watching synchronised swimming.

 

[Chuffy]

Colly is the only solo synchronised swimmer in Lancashire.

 

[colly]

Speicher is a synchronised swimmer